So my math partner Colin is kinda... perverted. You wanna know how??? omg...
Okay, FIRST, him and his bff Brenden McLaughin made up this RLLY creepy hand shake, whick at the end, it looks like ur praying to a statue. not kidding!
SECOND, Colin tells me he was invited to Dallin's bday party, when he WASNT, so i asked him where he was, and he said, i wasn't invited i was like, HOLY CRAP COLIN!!!! but he said that he was going to wear a condom to the party, "just to be safe" i was like... okay...
THIRD, he asked, "69 tonight?" (69 means sex) and i was like... uhhhhhhhhh....
SO YEAH, DONT GET ANYWHERE NEAR COLIN IF UR A CUTE GURL 2 HIM!!! WARNING!
P.S.- there are more examples...
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